Well I fell down and scraped my knee while bike riding, and then I also fell down and bumped my head some months later. But I'm not the president! You can check out Bush's scrapes tomorrow:

"Bush is scheduled to deliver an "important speech" Monday night about the transfer of political power in Iraq. The speech will be televised at 8 p.m. from the U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania."
 

But, how often do you fall down and scrape your FACE? Generally, my face is one of the first things I protect when I fall down. It's pretty obvious that the truth is either:

a) Bush is a moron.
b) Bush is a lizard-man, and has to get skin grafts every once in a while and they cover it up by saying he fell on his face.
c) Bush gets drunk and gets in fist fights with Colin Powell
 

I scraped my face in a bike fall once, but I was eight years old, and Bush is a grown man. The real irony, though, is that as an eight year old I had a more comprehensive strategy for acheiving peace in Iraq than Bush has now.