Oct 26, 1998
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Feb 4, 1998:
Bill got a pie in the face in Belgium. It's about damn time. Read the whole
We at Motel cannot think of a person more deserving of a pie in the face. Perhaps
you can. Go to the Research center and let us know your thoughts,
and who you think ought to be "entarter"ed next.
Or, write to us.
And here's the San
Jose Mercury News article. Motel Magazine will be following this one closely. Check
This page , about Noel Godin, may also provide some interesting information regarding
Another article about
Paul Kaye (aka Dennis Pennis)
is another interesting man with a similar hobby of bringing down over-inflated egos.
Here's an interview, in German,
with some pie-throwing anarchists.
A Microsoft spokesperson was quoted as saying, "This incident is very unfortunate,
especially in light of the types of things Bill is trying to do. He later made a
joke about how the cream didn't even taste that good."
Motel Magazine is investigating the part about what exactly Bill is trying
to do. Get richer? Take over the world? We'll try to find out. If you think you might
know what this spokesperson was referring to, go to our discussion forums.
We believe we've figured out at least one of the things that Bill is trying to do
that makes this pie incident "very unfortunate" (see below). Apparently,
Bill is trying to never again have to wash or comb his hair and this pie incident
may force him to have to take a shower.
Feb 5, 1998:
There may be additional reasons why the pie on Bill Gates' face is "unfortunate,
especially in light of the type of things Bill is trying to do." (see below).
Motel has just received a report from a source very close to Microsoft that Mr. Gates
is in Europe trying to pick up chicks. Bill was reported to have said, "No super-cool
sophisticated European chick is gonna go for a guy with pie on his face."
Feb 6, 1998
According to our sources in the Whitehouse and at Microsoft, Monica Lewinsky has
been trying to get a date with Bill Gates for a while now. Bill was apparently reluctant,
fearing that Monica might be too much woman for him. According to our sources, who
wish to remain anonymous, Bill went to Europe "To get his head together, and
figure out what he really wants." Bill was not, as we reported earlier, trying
to pick up "super-cool sophisticated European chicks." The pie incident
was embarasing nonetheless, because it revealed to the world, and to Monica, that
Gates is "so much less cool than Bill Clinton."