Liquor

Liquors are rated on a scale of zero to five stars. In order to keep things tidy, we've subdivided the liquor reviews into categories. Click the name of each category to go to our amazing reviews.

• Whiskey - I'm drowning in a whiskey river.
• Vodka - rushin' to get drunk. (ha ha, get it?)
• Gin - aka Vodka with bush flavoring
• Rum - arr!
• Tequila - the best thing to come out of Mexico since (insert your own joke here)
• Other - stuff we might create a category for later.