Beer. Everyone likes beer. Except for freaks. We'll let you know which micro- and macro-brews
make the grade, and which aren't worth the can they come in.
Welcome to Motel Magazine's Booze Reviews page. We are fully prepared and qualified to offer you our opinions on all kinds of booze. What qualifies us, you ask? Nothing, except that we like booze. We don't have any fancy training in sniffing or decanting. We've just been around the block enough times to know what tastes good.
Instructions: To begin your journey into the wonderful world of booze, just select from one of the following...
Beer. Everyone likes beer. Except for freaks. We'll let you know which micro- and macro-brews
make the grade, and which aren't worth the can they come in.
Wine. Sure, plenty of people have opinions about plenty of wine. The thing is: all those
people are assholes, and we're not. We're nice people who sometimes like to take our time
getting drunk—and that's what wine's all about, right?
Liquor. Wine is fine, but liquor's quicker. Mostly, we buy liquor by picking the
best-looking bottle. And there are a heck of a lot of good looking liquor bottles out there,
in case you haven't noticed.
Important Booze Reviews News! Liquor reviews are now broken into categories. This makes it much easier to go directly to the world-famous whiskey reviews without having to slog through the not-so-famous gin reviews. We're also working on putting the reviews into a database so that you'll be able to search, sort and do whatever other sick things you want with our reviews...but that will take a little more time.