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I thought up a hell of a lot of things I want to say to bush and to anyone who voted for him last week. But, in the interest of trying to stay somewhat funny and not cause anyone's sensitive heartland values to be offended (and maybe to relate at a simplistic level that the average american can understand), I've chosen to reprint for you some selections from a book of "2000 More Insults" (copyright 1976) that I picked up at the libray book sale:

"He's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean."
"No one can drive him out of his mind. At most it would be only a putt."
"It's stretching the imagination a lot to picture him as the product of millions of years of evolution."
"They've named a Chinese restaurant after him -- Low I. Queue."

I have 1996 more of these! jeez. It's gonna be a great 4 years.