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Netflix List/Movie Review Update

Here are our thoughts on the latest bunch of movies we got from Netflix:

The American President, 1995
This is a relic of a bygone era. A movie like this would never be made today, so it was kind of depressing. Annette Bening's head is too big. A smart president?

Advertising Rules!, 2001
This movie Rules! Crazy German movie about a skinny bird-man who gets an advertising job and a girlfriend in the same week and then craziness ensues. Other than the girl being cute and the guy being funny-looking, it was pretty good.

Predator: Collector's Edition, 1987
What the fuck kind of collector would want this shit? There were only two good parts: when Jesse Ventura said "I ain't got time to bleed", and when it was over (which took much too long to arrive).

Drumline, 2002
Should have been called "Dumbline". Could have been good, but wasn't. Bands good. Plot dumb.

Tumbleweeds, 1999
This movie seemed really good since we watched it the night after we watched "Big Fish", which should have been called "Big Piece of Shit". Tumbleweeds had more character development in the first 10 minutes than Big Piece of Shit had in the whole 8 hours or however long that crap was.