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Alfie (1966) is the story of a wacky not-as-young-as-he-thinks-he-is Englishman (played by Michael Caine) who fools around with a lot of women, breaks a lot of hearts, gets an x-ray for no apparent reason, finds out that he has some sort of lung disease and gets to lay around for 6 months (and get it on with the nurses), gets it on with his friend's wife, has a baby, enslaves a hitchhiker, gets his friend's wife pregnant, gets her an abortion, becomes a right-to-lifer and male prositute to an overweight and old American woman, then finally learns absolutely nothing except that maybe he should get a dog.